May 2012
24 posts
How To Solve The Fossil Fuel Crisis
fakescience:
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Deceased dog gets credit card offer |... →
for $30.000
20 Steps to Writing Cheesy Erotica →
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How to write a bullshit article where you pretend... →
In other words, an article titled “How To Craft Good Voice” which is all about rephrasing definitions and none about answering the question poised in the title. So, same as in every other writing blog.
The Museum of Hoaxes →
slushpilehell:
Dear Sir or Madam, will you read my book?
It took me years to write, will you take a look?
I will not read your book in a house.
I will not read it with a mouse.
I do not like it here or there.
I do not like it anywhere.
I will not read your book, you see.
I will not read it, author wannabe.
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How to judge a YA book by its cover →
DOs and DON’Ts of designing a YA cover we don’t have to be embarrassed to read.
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The Thinking Woman’s Guide to Fifty Shades of Grey →
I’m not even going to condemn it because I’ve seen better storytelling in an evening news segment about a raccoon who got a peanut butter jar stuck on his head in a Wendy’s parking lot. What I do take issue with is that an author is making money off of people who are too technologically illiterate to find GOOD porn out there and are getting stuck with this nonsense instead...
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